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pet male and female monkeys
A little old lady walks into a taxidermist shop carrying the dead bodies of her pet male and female monkeys. She explains that they were her favorite pets and she misses seeing them around the house. "Would you like to have them mounted?" asks the taxidermist.

"Oh, no," she replies, "standing side by side will be just fine."

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