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If someone calls you an animal...
If someone calls you an animal, just remember the following:

I work like a horse.

I eat like a pig.

I like to play chicken.

They call me a dirty rat.

You can get my goat.

I can be as slippery as a snake.

I get dog tired.

I can be as quiet as a mouse.

They say I'm as quick as a cat.

I used to be as strong as an ox.

I don't like hen parties.

Please don't badger me.

People try to buffalo me.

Some people think I'm a gone goose.

I'm as ugly as a toad.

You should see the puss on me.

I'm as gentle as a lamb.

And I'm as happy as a lark.

I drink like a fish.

I'm as proud as a peacock.

And I'm as hairy as a gorilla.

I have an albatross around my neck.

And there's a frog in my throat.

I just got a Charlie horse the other day.

I've got goose bumps all over.

I've got the memory of an elephant.

But I'm no sitting duck.

I can be a lone wolf.

But I'm having a whale of a time.

O' what animals we can be!!

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