Funny Business Terms
Travel Agent Terms vs What They Really Mean
Old world charm means room with no TV, radio and only 1 light.
Tropical means rainy.
Majestic setting means a long way from town, at end of dirt road.
Options galore means nothing is included in the price.
Secluded hideaway means directions to locate unclear.
Some budget rooms means sorry, already occupied.
Explore on your own means at your own expense.
Minutes from... means by plane.
Romantic means no phone in room.
Knowledgeable trip hosts ... They've flown in an airplane before.
No extra fees means no extras available.
Bird Watchers Paradise means your car's paint will never be the same.
Nominal fee means outrageous charge.
Standard means sub-standard.

Deluxe means barely standard.
Superior accommodations means one complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.
All the amenities means two chocolates, two shower caps.
Just Like Home means no maid service.
Plush means both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.
Gentle breezes means in hurricane alley.
Light and airy means no air conditioning.
Picturesque means theme park nearby.
24-hour bar means ice cubes at additional cost (when available).
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