heyustabbedme My Profile
About me
- Real name:
- isabelle(mastuh) zhao(tofu)
- Nick:
- heyustabbedme
- Gender:
- Female
- Member since:
- 2 years ago
- Country:
- USA
- State:
- California
- City:
- Sanny Franny (san francisco)
- Hobbies:
- i rike ur faesh. (i like ur face)
- About me:
- hye, im isabelle. er... i like STUFF. and so do U. um... heres a jokee ^.^ Little Danny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Danny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take off his pants, then Aunt Jane..." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Danny, this is such a wonderful story. Why don't you tell it during dinner time? I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table that night, Mommy asked Little Danny to tell his story. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take off his pants, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle JP used to do when Daddy was away..." lawl, i luv that one.... ok. heres another one: There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. ehehehe... add me lovers or email me at wednesday.bob@gmail.com if u even bothered to finnish reading this -.-