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		Large Carrot Description: This is a carrot that has two count them two Phallises. Very gifted carrot. Will be a riot at any party. Get it as a novelty gift for a girlfriend or buddy. This is a real vegetable and it will be vac sealed for you to keep as long as you like. If you want it Shelacked we can do that as well. Get your party carrot here.

		Mystery Tooth Description: This item I have for sale today is a big mystery tooth I found in a container that came to my work from Africa. I dont know what animal this tooth is from, but I have a suspicion that this tooth might belong to Sasquatch himself! The tooth is in good condition and would make a great adition to any tooth collection.

		High End Cotton Swab Description: Up for auction is a very, very bizarre cotton swab. Why is it bizarre, you ask? Well, this is a high end cotton swab. If you do not like high end cotton swabs with a varitey of uses then please do not bid. Payment is due within twenty four hours of auctions end.

		Gold Fish Pancake Description: Pancake in the shape of a Gold Fish it is one inch long see pic. I'm storing it in a ziplock bag in the freezer I also have a Pancake in the shape of a VW BUG car with the exhaust coming out the tailpipe, Pancake in the shape of the Predator from AVP - Alien vs. Predator it is about three by four inches long.

		Childs Face Rock Description: This is your chance to get something really special. This rock was found at a construction site and appears to have the head of baby or very young child on the surface in low relief. What are the chances that you could ever find anything that looks like this ever again?

		Chicken Finger Looks Like Chocolate Easter Bunny Description: Chili's chicken finger looks like chocolate Easter bunny. Here it is folks! The strangest chicken finger to ever get posted on eBay. I got this chicken finger on my plate at Chili's. Just seconds before this prized gem almost ended up in my mouth, my eyes caught the amazing site.

		Advice From Me Description: Five Questions Answered by Teen Genius - Great Advice! The winning bidder of this auction will be able to ask me any five questions and I must answer them truthfully to the best of my knowledge. You can ask me about advice on your car, girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, job, house, brother, sister.

		Spanking The Cob Description: After years on the run, this scumbag criminal has finally been brought to justice by vigilant viewers of America's Most Daunted---Charlie "The Cob" O'leary's days of sexual harrasment are over, and, he is shackled here in Petaluma, in an undsclosed location, and, is for sale to the highest bidder.

		Snow Globe That Cant Snow Description: Mysterious Snow Globe! Alpine Skier by Perzy of Austria snow globe high collected around the world. This snow globe will NOT snow! There is no liquid inside the snow globe...but there is snow! You can see this in the picture as the globe is held on its side there's no bubble of air at the top.

		Float Copper Description: You are seeing history in the making. What is up for auction is a very small piece, of a very large piece of world class float copper. This is believed to be the third largest rock of float copper brought to the surface. There have been claims of other large pieces found but where is the documentation.

		Diamond White Gold Ring Evil Description: This genuine diamond and white gold ring sold for one thousand eight hundered dollars from JcPenney. Since the ring has been in my possession, I have had nothing but bad luck and evil fortune. I believe that this ring is hexed and I want it away from me as soon as possible.

		Pregnant Drinking Mug Description: The perfect gift for the mother to be! The mug is in excellent condition and stands four and a half inches tall. The mug looks to be ceramic but is identified on the bottom as having been made or marketed by Barbara Dale, Recycled Paper Products Inc. I have no idea as to the exact age of the mug.

		Spiritual Experience Description: Have you ever looked towards the Heavens and asked GOD for a sign ? Perhaps you needed a little guidance with your life regarding personal or financial issues. We've all prayed and asked for a sign during these troubled times. I did. I pointed my camera to the sky and snapped a couple of shots.

		Haunted Genie Coin Description: Long ago a coin collector in nineteen forty came across a nineteen thirty-five coin. He had collected many coins in his life and found a dime while on a trip in Colorado. He loved to ski and while at the foot of the summit on the ground was a remarkable coin dated.

		Ghost In A Lemon Description: We had a bunch of unexplainable things happen to us in our home, we were watching a tv show one day, it said to catch a spirit you need to cut a lemon in half and leave it in a room for a day and the lemon willl absorb the spirit. We decided to give it a try, and it seems that this actually worked.

		Are You The Next Victom Description: One night, these kids were coming home from a party and there was a cemetery about one block away from home. One kid was telling the others about a local legend. If you go and stand on the grave for ten seconds and stab a knife into it, that a hand will grab you and pull you into the grave.

		Butt Shaped Peanut Description: My girlfriend was eating some peanuts straight from the bag last week and all the sudden this landed in my lap. She threw a butt shaped peanut at me. So I decided to put it on ebay. How odd is this? Have you ever seen a butt shaped peanut? Probably not. Would you eat a butt shaped peanut?

		Ghostly Art Description: We were spray painting in our kitchen and this face was found on the floor. We have had a lot of strange things happen in the house before this. Things get moved, someone walking on the stairs, doors open,banging etc... all when no one was there. Nothing like this though.

		Screaming Skull Rock Description: This is one of many pieces of a large collection of rocks that I will be parting out that were acquired from an estate sale. I do not know much about rocks and minerals, so I will provide you with good pictures and details! There is crystalization throughout the rock also what forms the screaming skull.

		Fly Perfectly Preserved Description: I found this strange roll of tape over ten years ago and set it aside when I noticed there was a perfectly preserved fly specimen caught between the layers of clear tape. I do not know the species of fly or the exact time it met its fate but it could be well over fifeteen years old.

		Two Breasted Pottery Vase Description: Very unusual hand molded pottery vase. Unusually shaped. You will never find another like it. If you like the unusual - you will love this vase.This vase is like stone pottery .Two openings at top for flowers, etc.. Varrigated olive greens and browns Very well done .Signed on bottom.

		T Shirt Left Behind By Guy Sleeping With My Wife Description: Up for sale is this yellow tshirt left in my home by the man who is giving my wife the goods. As you can see the shirt is yellow and displays the dealership logo where he works. It is sprawled out on the bed that we slept together as husband and wife for years.

		The White House Lawn Description: My name is Roger Doiron. I live in a little white house in Scarborough, Maine with my wife and our three sons where we grow half of our family's fruits and vegetables on a modest, one third acre suburban lot. I recently removed a new part of my "white house lawn" and replaced it.

		Breast Cancer French Fry Description: We were eating out at a restaurant today, and look what we found in my son's order of French fries ( I wanted him to get the broccoli). It looks just like the awareness ribbons. I guess this is in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month (October).

		Buy The Right For Bob To Live Description: We live on a small farm and this spring my husband and I bought two turkeys to raise for Thanksgiving. Unfortunately one turkey died young and one survived, my husband named her "Bob". Bob is a friendly bird that allows my husband and two year old son to pet.

		Most Precious Possessions Description: I have decided to auction off my most precious possessions. They are the only things I own that are actually worth quite a bit of money. I’ve had each one of these items for a number of years and I have made the decision to auction them off in one big lot because we absolutely need the money now.

		Strangest Candy Corn On Earth Description: Your everyday regular, Brach's honey infused candy corn, or are they? The regular white, orange and yellow pattern (for the most part). These are very weird in deed, one is missing the white, and is shaped sort of like a shoe or boot of some sort one is just missing the orange.

		Egg Corset Description: I got a book on egg decorating, mainly czechoslovakian style. I wanted to do something a little different and a little fetishy. So, chicken egg and made this little gem. Red satin lace is used for the lacing. Painted with acrylic paint. Black of course.

		Image Of Dog Boy Description: A colorful one of a kind, eye-popping, mouth dropping photograph taken with my cannon digital camera of a ghost looking at me through a window at the Haunted Quitman House in July. I think I have finally caught a photograph of Dog Boy, who has haunted this estate for many years.

		Male Baby Potato Description: This potato was dug from a garden naturaly nothing has been done to make this potato look like this. As you can see this potao resembles a male baby this potato would be a great gift for someone who enjoys looking at the wierd things nature does.

		Old Pork Chops Description: When we bought this old farm house from eighteen ninety-six last year, we found these jar's behind some junk in an old food cellar. It's possible that they are sixty years old but I can't guarantee it. These pork chops looks like they were preserved yesturday.

		Gently Chewed Gum Description: Hi fellow eBayers, times are tough so I am selling “Gently Chewed Gum”. I have been collecting these for a while for my own use, but now I have decided to pass the bargain on to fellow eBayer’s and make a little money as well. I have gathered these from safe places.

		Paw Shaped potatoe Description: While my family, and I were getting ready for dinner, my wife pointed out that this potaoe appeared to be very strange. Some could say that this is just a deformed vegetable, but not me. I almost had a hard time selling it but I have no idea how to preserve it.

		Picture Of New Life Description: For sale a picture of a new life read below. Llooking for someone with the heart and money to change my life . I lead a good and honest life and always have . I treat other with respect and all I ask inturn is the same. I am wanting a new life not just for me but for my loving wife and my son .

		Popcorn Hear Description: While eating microwaved popcorn, I noticed the perfect heart shape that had been formed by what appeared to be two pieces joining together to form this heart shape. There is no trick photography or gluing of the corn. See the photo to confirm this..

		Barack Obama Toilet Decal Description: Below you will see a few pictures of a printed waterproof vinyl decal of Barack Obama. You just peel and stick this decal inside your toilet and your are done. This decal will last three to four years. Every time you go to the bathroom this decal will put a smile on your face. Makes a great gift.

		Ghostbusters Peanut Description: Here's a one of a kind! This peanut came out of a bag from a local grocery store and much to my suprise. It's The Ghostbuster Himself! This is the real deal. Natural markings give this unique peanut a very descriptive character of it's own. Markings are totally natural, no sharpies used here.

		Tyrannosaurus Rex Lifesize Statue Description: Lifesize Tyrannosaurus Rex giant statue shipped directly from our factory in Manilla. This can be shipped to anywhere in the world, we require a third upon order, a third at half way point and last amount upon shipment leaving the port in the Phillipine Islands. Don't miss all our other statues.