★A group of frogs is called an army.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★The moon has moonquakes.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★Dolphins have names for each other.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★Rats laugh when tickled.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★An octopus has nine brains.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.

★A group of frogs is called an army.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★The moon has moonquakes.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★Dolphins have names for each other.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★Rats laugh when tickled.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★An octopus has nine brains.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.

NPC complaint desk

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How to play NPC complaint desk

The heroes of the realm are menaces and the NPCs have finally found the complaints form. You work the desk. Each shift deals you 12 tickets from villagers, blacksmiths, quest givers and tavern keepers: a hero smashed all my pots, heroes skip my forty-year lore speech, someone looted my wedding bouquet mid-ceremony. Every ticket has four possible responses. Good fixes raise overall NPC satisfaction, dismissive answers tank it. If satisfaction hits zero, the NPCs revolt and your shift ends early. Your score is tickets handled plus your final satisfaction rating.

Tips

Fix the actual problem, NPCs can smell a brush-off through the form
Never call an NPC's suffering heritage, exposure or healthy competition
The creative options often pay off twice, for the NPC and the economy
Both halves of your score matter, so do not coast on early goodwill

About NPC complaint desk

NPC complaint desk flips the fantasy game around: what if the villagers could file tickets about the hero? It turns out they have a lot to say. The blacksmith has said one sentence for twelve years. The guard with the knee injury would like the jokes to stop. A mimic wants a career change to bookshelf. Every ticket is a tiny story about what it is like to live inside a game world, and every response you send has consequences written out in full. The satisfaction meter keeps the pressure on, but the real reward is finding out what happens when you finally give Kevin the mysterious stranger a name tag.

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