★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★An octopus has nine brains.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★The moon has moonquakes.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.

Almost real

Fake products, played straight

Streaming services for movies that were never made, stock photos of chip sandwiches, a social network for people who only ever existed in your head. Someone built each of these fake products by hand and played the joke completely straight. The least you can do is take them seriously.