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Email tycoon - lose 30 pounds in 2 weeks!!! amazing new pill!!
From:
you@bored.com
Date:
 
To:
health-tips@bored.com
Subject:
lose 30 pounds in 2 weeks!!! amazing new pill!!
Attach:
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Hi friend! A secret discovered by Brazilian housewives is REVOLUTIONIZING the diet industry!! Doctors HATE this one weird trick!! JUST TAKE ONE PILL A DAY and watch the pounds MELT OFF!! No exercise, no diet, no side effects (other than the ones in the small print). Only $19.95 plus $79.95 shipping and handling and a $200 monthly subscription that automatically renews forever and cannot be cancelled. ORDER NOW BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT BANS IT!! With health, Dr. Steve (not a real doctor)
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How to play Email tycoon

Mash any key on your keyboard and the next chunk of an important corporate email types itself out. Tap the email card if you are on mobile. Press Enter to fast-forward a big block. When the email reaches the signature it gets sent automatically and a new one drops in. The more emails you send, the higher you climb the career ladder, from intern all the way to CEO and beyond.

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About Email tycoon

Email tycoon is a satirical sibling of the famous Hacker Typer page from 2011. Hacker Typer made anyone feel like a movie hacker by surfacing pre-written code with each keypress. Email tycoon flips the genre into the corporate world. Instead of feeling like Mr. Robot you become an executive with a Friday afternoon to burn, blasting out subject lines, jargon and signatures with no actual deliverables attached. The emails are pure fluff, the career ladder is overblown on purpose, and there is no scoreboard except your own ego.

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