★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★Dolphins have names for each other.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★The moon has moonquakes.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★A group of frogs is called an army.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★Rats laugh when tickled.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★An octopus has nine brains.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.

★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★Dolphins have names for each other.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★The moon has moonquakes.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★A group of frogs is called an army.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★Rats laugh when tickled.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★An octopus has nine brains.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.

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Email tycoon - I AM PRINCE OBO, I NEED YOUR HELP

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you@bored.com

Date:

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trusted-friend@yahoo.com

Subject:

I AM PRINCE OBO, I NEED YOUR HELP

Attach:

transfer_paperwork.doc

DEAREST ONE,

I AM PRINCE OBO, SON OF THE LATE KING. I AM IN POSSESSION OF A SUM OF FORTY TWO MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($42,000,000.00) WHICH IS CURRENTLY HELD IN A SECURITY COMPANY.

DUE TO POLITICAL CIRCUMSTANCES I CANNOT ACCESS THIS FUND. I HUMBLY REQUEST YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. IN RETURN YOU WILL RECEIVE 30% OF THE TOTAL, WHICH IS $12,600,000.00 USD.

KINDLY REPLY WITH YOUR FULL NAME, BANK NAME, AND ACCOUNT NUMBER. THIS IS A 100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION.

GOD BLESS YOU,
PRINCE OBO

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How to play Email tycoon

Mash any key on your keyboard and the next chunk of an important corporate email types itself out. Tap the email card if you are on mobile. Press Enter to fast-forward a big block. When the email reaches the signature it gets sent automatically and a new one drops in. The more emails you send, the higher you climb the career ladder, from intern all the way to CEO and beyond.

Tips

Mash with both hands, the speed is part of the fun
Open it on a second monitor in a meeting and look unreasonably busy
Press Enter to skip ahead when an email runs long
Promotions stack, the title in the header reflects your current rank

About Email tycoon

Email tycoon is a satirical sibling of the famous Hacker Typer page from 2011. Hacker Typer made anyone feel like a movie hacker by surfacing pre-written code with each keypress. Email tycoon flips the genre into the corporate world. Instead of feeling like Mr. Robot you become an executive with a Friday afternoon to burn, blasting out subject lines, jargon and signatures with no actual deliverables attached. The emails are pure fluff, the career ladder is overblown on purpose, and there is no scoreboard except your own ego.

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