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Email tycoon - eBay item: VINTAGE BEANIE BABY (RARE!!!) ending soon!
From:
you@bored.com
Date:
 
To:
collector@ebay.com
Subject:
eBay item: VINTAGE BEANIE BABY (RARE!!!) ending soon!
Attach:
ebay_invoice.html
Hi seller, I am very interested in your auction for the rare Princess Diana commemorative beanie baby. I have placed a bid of $0.99 USD. Would you accept Western Union, money order, or a personal check from my Nigerian uncle? He will send the money in three to four months. Please ship the item to me FIRST. I am a TRUSTED member with 100% positive feedback from my one transaction in 1998. A+++++++ BUYER, WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN Thanks, beaniefan99
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How to play Email tycoon

Mash any key on your keyboard and the next chunk of an important corporate email types itself out. Tap the email card if you are on mobile. Press Enter to fast-forward a big block. When the email reaches the signature it gets sent automatically and a new one drops in. The more emails you send, the higher you climb the career ladder, from intern all the way to CEO and beyond.

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About Email tycoon

Email tycoon is a satirical sibling of the famous Hacker Typer page from 2011. Hacker Typer made anyone feel like a movie hacker by surfacing pre-written code with each keypress. Email tycoon flips the genre into the corporate world. Instead of feeling like Mr. Robot you become an executive with a Friday afternoon to burn, blasting out subject lines, jargon and signatures with no actual deliverables attached. The emails are pure fluff, the career ladder is overblown on purpose, and there is no scoreboard except your own ego.

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