★A group of frogs is called an army.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★The moon has moonquakes.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★An octopus has nine brains.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★Rats laugh when tickled.★Dolphins have names for each other.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.

★A group of frogs is called an army.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★The moon has moonquakes.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★An octopus has nine brains.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★Rats laugh when tickled.★Dolphins have names for each other.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.

Goblin accountant

Gold

2500

Morale

50

Claim

0/14

How to play Goblin accountant

You are the accountant at a goblin company, and the goblins have ideas. Every round one of them files an expense claim: emergency glitter cannons, a suspiciously cheap dragon egg, a tiny hat for the mail rat. You approve or reject each claim. Approving costs gold but usually makes the goblins happy. Rejecting saves money but goblins remember, and some rejections backfire spectacularly. Survive 14 claims without going bankrupt or triggering a riot. Your final score at the quarterly review is your remaining gold plus goblin morale.

Tips

Cheap morale wins are the best deals in the game, always fund the rat hat
Some rejections cost more than approving, watch for legal and security claims
A handful of claims secretly turn a profit, the sales goblin knows things
Score rewards balance, a rich company full of miserable goblins still loses

About Goblin accountant

Goblin accountant is a judgement game about corporate finance, if the corporation were staffed entirely by goblins. Every expense claim is a tiny story: the alchemy lab needs replacement eyebrows, security wants to upgrade the vault password from 'password', and the boss would like a bigger door for dramatic entrances. The fun is that both answers are always defensible. Approve everything and you go broke beloved. Reject everything and you die rich and alone in a riot. Somewhere in the middle is a quarter where the books balance and nobody sets anything on fire. Finding it takes a few runs, and every run deals you a different stack of claims.

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