★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★Rats laugh when tickled.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★An octopus has nine brains.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★Dolphins have names for each other.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★A group of frogs is called an army.★The moon has moonquakes.

★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★Rats laugh when tickled.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★An octopus has nine brains.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★Dolphins have names for each other.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★A group of frogs is called an army.★The moon has moonquakes.

Goblin accountant

Gold

2500

Morale

50

Claim

0/14

How to play Goblin accountant

You are the accountant at a goblin company, and the goblins have ideas. Every round one of them files an expense claim: emergency glitter cannons, a suspiciously cheap dragon egg, a tiny hat for the mail rat. You approve or reject each claim. Approving costs gold but usually makes the goblins happy. Rejecting saves money but goblins remember, and some rejections backfire spectacularly. Survive 14 claims without going bankrupt or triggering a riot. Your final score at the quarterly review is your remaining gold plus goblin morale.

Tips

Cheap morale wins are the best deals in the game, always fund the rat hat
Some rejections cost more than approving, watch for legal and security claims
A handful of claims secretly turn a profit, the sales goblin knows things
Score rewards balance, a rich company full of miserable goblins still loses

About Goblin accountant

Goblin accountant is a judgement game about corporate finance, if the corporation were staffed entirely by goblins. Every expense claim is a tiny story: the alchemy lab needs replacement eyebrows, security wants to upgrade the vault password from 'password', and the boss would like a bigger door for dramatic entrances. The fun is that both answers are always defensible. Approve everything and you go broke beloved. Reject everything and you die rich and alone in a riot. Somewhere in the middle is a quarter where the books balance and nobody sets anything on fire. Finding it takes a few runs, and every run deals you a different stack of claims.

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