★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★An octopus has nine brains.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★The moon has moonquakes.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★Dolphins have names for each other.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★A group of frogs is called an army.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★Rats laugh when tickled.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.

★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★An octopus has nine brains.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★The moon has moonquakes.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★Dolphins have names for each other.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★A group of frogs is called an army.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★Rats laugh when tickled.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.

Petty revenge planner

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Someone ate your labelled sandwich. Someone has had your book since 2023. Someone rated your six-hour ragu as 'fine'. Now they pay, in the tiniest way legally possible. Each grievance gets a three-step revenge plan: a setup, an execution and a finishing touch, each with four options. Petty choices score big: documentation, dramatic labels, weaponised politeness, gifts with footnotes. But the pettiness code is sacred. Pick anything that causes real harm (tampering with food, touching their stuff, actual sabotage) and your whole plan is voided for zero points. Mature, healthy choices also score zero, because this is not a therapy game. A run is five plans and your pettiness points add up.

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Harmless is the whole point, any real damage voids the plan
Forgiving people scores zero, this is not that kind of game
Spreadsheets, laminated schedules and polite notes are elite pettiness
A perfect plan with all three maximum picks earns a bonus

About Petty revenge planner

Petty revenge planner is built on one firm rule: revenge must be one hundred percent harmless, and that is exactly what makes it funny. Moving someone's mug three centimetres a day until it quietly emigrates is comedy. Anything that actually hurts someone is not, and the game punishes it with an instant voided plan. Between those lines lives an entire art form: the anonymous lobby note, the birthday gift with one very specific meaning, the meeting invite titled 'stapler alignment'. Every option comes with its own review in the plan verdict, so even a failed plan reads like a story. It is a game about the feeling of being mildly wronged, and about the deeply satisfying fantasy of a response that is precisely, perfectly proportional.

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