★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★Rats laugh when tickled.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★Dolphins have names for each other.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★An octopus has nine brains.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★The moon has moonquakes.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★A group of frogs is called an army.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.

★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★Rats laugh when tickled.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★Dolphins have names for each other.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★An octopus has nine brains.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★The moon has moonquakes.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★A group of frogs is called an army.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.

Petty revenge planner

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How to play Petty revenge planner

Someone ate your labelled sandwich. Someone has had your book since 2023. Someone rated your six-hour ragu as 'fine'. Now they pay, in the tiniest way legally possible. Each grievance gets a three-step revenge plan: a setup, an execution and a finishing touch, each with four options. Petty choices score big: documentation, dramatic labels, weaponised politeness, gifts with footnotes. But the pettiness code is sacred. Pick anything that causes real harm (tampering with food, touching their stuff, actual sabotage) and your whole plan is voided for zero points. Mature, healthy choices also score zero, because this is not a therapy game. A run is five plans and your pettiness points add up.

Tips

Harmless is the whole point, any real damage voids the plan
Forgiving people scores zero, this is not that kind of game
Spreadsheets, laminated schedules and polite notes are elite pettiness
A perfect plan with all three maximum picks earns a bonus

About Petty revenge planner

Petty revenge planner is built on one firm rule: revenge must be one hundred percent harmless, and that is exactly what makes it funny. Moving someone's mug three centimetres a day until it quietly emigrates is comedy. Anything that actually hurts someone is not, and the game punishes it with an instant voided plan. Between those lines lives an entire art form: the anonymous lobby note, the birthday gift with one very specific meaning, the meeting invite titled 'stapler alignment'. Every option comes with its own review in the plan verdict, so even a failed plan reads like a story. It is a game about the feeling of being mildly wronged, and about the deeply satisfying fantasy of a response that is precisely, perfectly proportional.

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