★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★A group of frogs is called an army.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★The moon has moonquakes.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★Dolphins have names for each other.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★An octopus has nine brains.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★Rats laugh when tickled.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.

★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★A group of frogs is called an army.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★The moon has moonquakes.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★Dolphins have names for each other.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★An octopus has nine brains.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★Rats laugh when tickled.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.

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Roommate simulator

Jesse just signed the lease. Fourteen boxes, one theremin, thirty days. Keep your sanity above zero and make it to the end of the month.

How to play Roommate simulator

Your new roommate Jesse moves in on day one with fourteen boxes and a theremin, and the month only gets weirder from there. Each scene throws a fresh incident at you: experimental dinners, label wars, 2am concerts, a cat that came with the theremin. Tap the reply you want and watch your sanity meter react. Calm choices restore a little sanity, petty or chaotic ones drain it. If your sanity hits zero you move out at 3am and the run ends. Make it to day thirty and your remaining sanity decides which survival ending you get.

Tips

Keep a sanity buffer early, the late-month chaos hits harder
Playing nice is not always the sane option, sometimes you need to push back
Some paths skip the finale completely, explore both meeting and chaos routes
There are eight endings, replay and pick differently to find them all

About Roommate simulator

Roommate simulator is a choose-your-own-adventure about the universal experience of living with someone slightly unhinged. Everyone has a roommate story: the passive aggressive notes, the mystery smells, the hobby that starts at midnight. This game rolls all of those into Jesse, a fictional roommate with a theremin, a laminator and absolutely no concept of boundaries. Every choice nudges your sanity meter up or down, and the story branches based on how you handle each incident. Some runs end in friendship, some end in eviction, and one ends with you becoming the very thing you feared. Runs take about five minutes, which makes it easy to replay and hunt for endings you have not seen. No accounts, no downloads, just you versus a month of Jesse.

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