★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★Dolphins have names for each other.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★A group of frogs is called an army.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★Rats laugh when tickled.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★An octopus has nine brains.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★The moon has moonquakes.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.

★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★A group of owls is called a parliament.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★Dolphins have names for each other.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★A group of frogs is called an army.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★Rats laugh when tickled.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★An octopus has nine brains.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★The moon has moonquakes.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.

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Roommate simulator

Jesse just signed the lease. Fourteen boxes, one theremin, thirty days. Keep your sanity above zero and make it to the end of the month.

How to play Roommate simulator

Your new roommate Jesse moves in on day one with fourteen boxes and a theremin, and the month only gets weirder from there. Each scene throws a fresh incident at you: experimental dinners, label wars, 2am concerts, a cat that came with the theremin. Tap the reply you want and watch your sanity meter react. Calm choices restore a little sanity, petty or chaotic ones drain it. If your sanity hits zero you move out at 3am and the run ends. Make it to day thirty and your remaining sanity decides which survival ending you get.

Tips

Keep a sanity buffer early, the late-month chaos hits harder
Playing nice is not always the sane option, sometimes you need to push back
Some paths skip the finale completely, explore both meeting and chaos routes
There are eight endings, replay and pick differently to find them all

About Roommate simulator

Roommate simulator is a choose-your-own-adventure about the universal experience of living with someone slightly unhinged. Everyone has a roommate story: the passive aggressive notes, the mystery smells, the hobby that starts at midnight. This game rolls all of those into Jesse, a fictional roommate with a theremin, a laminator and absolutely no concept of boundaries. Every choice nudges your sanity meter up or down, and the story branches based on how you handle each incident. Some runs end in friendship, some end in eviction, and one ends with you becoming the very thing you feared. Runs take about five minutes, which makes it easy to replay and hunt for endings you have not seen. No accounts, no downloads, just you versus a month of Jesse.

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