★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★The moon has moonquakes.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★Rats laugh when tickled.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★Dolphins have names for each other.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★An octopus has nine brains.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★A group of frogs is called an army.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★A group of owls is called a parliament.

★Avocados are toxic to most animals except humans.★The smell of rain has a name: petrichor.★Dolphins sleep with one eye open.★It takes about eight minutes for sunlight to reach Earth.★A newborn kangaroo is about the size of a jellybean.★There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on Earth.★Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.★Honey never spoils. Archaeologists found 3000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible.★Hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is called the Mpemba effect.★A snail can sleep for three years straight.★The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime.★There's a species of jellyfish that is immortal.★Goldfish can recognize human faces.★The moon has moonquakes.★A 'jiffy' is one trillionth of a second in physics.★Rats laugh when tickled.★Peanuts aren't nuts, they are legumes.★Starfish can regenerate their lost limbs.★29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.★A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus.★The average person spends six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green.★Dolphins have names for each other.★Horses physically cannot vomit.★Cashews grow on the outside of a fruit, not inside a shell.★Cows have best friends and get stressed when separated.★Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.★Cotton candy was co-invented by a dentist.★Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.★Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.★Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.★A group of jellyfish is called a smack.★A hippo's sweat is pink.★Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.★The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows or eyelashes.★Wombat poop is cube-shaped.★The Great Wall of China is not visible from space with the naked eye.★Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood.★Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.★A 'moment' was medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.★The first oranges weren't orange, they were green.★The shortest war in history lasted 38 to 45 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar.★Cows have regional accents, they moo differently in different areas.★Pigs can't look up at the sky without rolling over.★There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than atoms in the observable universe.★A hummingbird's heart can beat up to 1,260 times per minute.★Koalas have fingerprints nearly identical to humans.★Your stomach gets a new lining every 3 to 4 days, otherwise it would digest itself.★The oldest 'your mom' joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet.★Antarctica is the only continent without native reptiles or snakes.★Hippos can't actually swim, they walk along the riverbed.★The Dutch were once the tallest people in the world.★Pineapples take about two years to grow.★Humans are the only animals that blush.★The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just 57 seconds.★The fear of long words is ironically called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.★There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee.★Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.★Cats can't taste sweetness.★Butterflies taste with their feet.★Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.★7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.★The French language has 13 different words for 'kiss'.★A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'.★Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.★A blue whale's tongue can weigh as much as an elephant.★Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.★There is a village in Norway called 'Hell' that freezes over every winter.★The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.★Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.★Ostriches can run faster than horses.★There are only two countries in the world whose names start with 'The': The Gambia and The Bahamas.★Voice actors for Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life.★A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a small car.★Saturn would float if you could find an ocean big enough.★Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.★The human brain uses about 20% of the body's total energy.★Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.★The Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a lighthouse.★The first computer mouse was made of wood.★Chewing gum while you chop onions helps keep you from crying.★The 'new car smell' is made of dozens of chemicals off-gassing from the interior.★Pigeons can recognize themselves in a mirror.★A day on Mercury lasts 59 Earth days.★The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.★Humans blink about 15 to 20 times per minute.★Bees can recognize individual human faces.★A rhinoceros' horn is made of keratin, the same stuff as hair.★In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.★A bolt of lightning is five times hotter than the surface of the sun.★Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.★A group of crows mobbing a predator is literally called a 'murder patrol'.★A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.★A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.★The microwave oven was invented by accident when a researcher noticed a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.★Snakes can help predict earthquakes.★Octopuses can taste with their arms.★Most 'silver' spoons are actually made of stainless steel.★A group of porcupines is called a prickle.★Cleopatra lived closer in time to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.★The Hawaiian alphabet has only 13 letters.★If you lift a kangaroo's tail off the ground it can't hop.★An octopus has nine brains.★A group of ferrets is called a business.★A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.★It is physically impossible to hum while holding your nose.★A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.★A shrimp's heart is located in its head.★The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.★We have mapped more of Mars than of our own ocean floor.★The Eiffel Tower can grow up to 6 inches taller during summer.★You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than two miles away.★Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.★Sloths only poop about once a week.★Cherophobia is an irrational fear of fun or happiness.★A mosquito has 47 teeth.★A group of frogs is called an army.★The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted 13 seconds.★Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not.★Sharks existed on Earth before trees did.★More than half of all people alive today have never made a phone call.★Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges for years.★The first item ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer.★The longest hiccuping spree lasted 68 years.★A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth on its tongue.★A day on Jupiter lasts only about 10 hours.★A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away.★A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.★Ancient Egyptians slept on stone pillows.★Google processes more than 8.5 billion searches every single day.★Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime.★Dragonflies have been around for about 300 million years.★So far, two diseases have successfully been eradicated: smallpox and rinderpest.★Sea cucumbers breathe through their butts.★A flock of crows is known as a murder.★The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress signal.★A group of owls is called a parliament.

Avocado 'n' Toast

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A machine-generated four-panel comic where an avocado and a slice of toast discuss whatever millennials are being blamed for this week.

What it is

Avocado 'n' Toast is a machine-generated newspaper comic strip for millennials. Press Generate and, after a fake loading sequence about deep learning and spidering news articles, you get a four-panel strip: a cartoon avocado and a slice of toast, both with faces, discussing whatever millennials are being blamed for in the press this time, until a character called Mister Boomer arrives to speak his mind.

How to play

Press Generate. Read the strip. Laugh, or wince. Press Generate another. Each strip has a masthead, a number in the billions, a topic in quotes and today's date, and the topic changes every time: the avocado and the toast have opinions on all of them. Copy and share buttons sit under the strip, and a row of the site's other toys under that.

What makes it different

It is a parody of two things at once: the newspaper gag strip with its fixed cast and its one joke, and the endless supply of articles about what young people have killed this week. The template is rigid on purpose, the same beats every time, and the fun is watching a new topic get forced through it. The fake loading screen, with its binary and its scrolling news URL, is a third joke about how these things get made.

Why it is on Bored

Two breakfast items with opinions are hard to stop pressing, and the strip is quick enough to send to a group chat mid-argument. It is one of many toys from the same British workshop, whose hub is on Bored as its own link.

Tips

Generate at least five, the topics are the variety
Check the strip number, it is part of the joke
Copy a strip and send it to the millennial or boomer of your choice
The row at the bottom is the rest of the workshop, all worth a click

FAQ

Is Avocado 'n' Toast free?

Yes. It is free in the browser with no account, no ads and no cookie banner.

Does it work on a phone?

Yes. The strip fits a phone screen and the buttons are big.

Does it end?

No. Every press makes another strip.

How many strips are there?

The strip numbers run into the billions. In practice, as many as you press for.

Reviewed on 28 September 2026

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